It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
