There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
