He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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