Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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