Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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