Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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