just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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