I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
