I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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