CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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