i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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