Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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