I CAN MOONWALK!
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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