The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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