Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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