i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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