bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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