i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
We smell like vodka and hangover
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