i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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