You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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