chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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