She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
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