Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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