dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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