He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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