Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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