when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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