if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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