C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I think weed is turning my hair brown
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Randomize
