Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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