ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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