I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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