It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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