sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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