those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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