I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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