what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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