Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
We're too hungover to prance.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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