I love black thongs
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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