the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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