: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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