I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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