im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
What a dumb baby whore.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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