After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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