Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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