And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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