My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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