butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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