why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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