I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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