i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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