I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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